I Buy My Sex Toys At The Grocery Store

Vegetables & Fruits Phone Sex

Sex toys are fun to play with, but Vegetables & Fruits Phone Sex are even better! I love to go grocery shopping, I got straight for the vegetables and fruits. My favorites veggies are zucchini and squash, my favorite fruits are banana and mangoes. I love fucking myself with them they make me Cum so hard. Who knew that they could make you feel so good, better than most dicks do!

Who needs a sex toy to fuck themselves with when they could use those all natural foods. They will make you Cum just as hard and sometimes even harder than any dick can. They force Me to Cum better than a real dick to be truthful. Sometimes I use the zucchini in my pussy and the squash in my ass and stretch both holes out at the same time. I love it when they are stretched like that it makes me feel so damn slutty! My favorite thing ever though is to have a man or two at the house with me and them jacking off on me while I fuck myself with my fruits and veggies. That usually always makes me Cum hard as hell. Not to mention I get to be a Cum slut! Doing that makes me explode and cream hard. I started to play with these foods when my boyfriend was out of town, and I needed some dick.

Now sometimes I prefer then over his dick. He doesn’t get mad at all because he likes to fuck me with them like they are sex toys. If you are into fucking yourself or your girlfriends with other things than the average sex toys and dicks, call me I want to hear all about it. I bet that you have some wild and crazy ideas of what I can use next time I go grocery shopping!

 Tawnee 1-877-826-9387

 

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Pampering GFE Phone Sex

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I know you have a high powered job that keeps you up late at night and keeps you stressed out.  You need a destresser don’t you baby?

Well call me up baby, I will make you feel so good.  I will have all of my attention on you listening to everything you have on your mind.  I will greet you at the door in sexy lingerie with your favorite drink in my hand just for you baby.  You can go relax on the couch while I sit next to you running my fingers through your hair.  I will give you sweet kisses on your lips while we talk about your day.

I will take your shoes off and give you a foot massage to make you relax even more and you can look down at me and see my titties.  Then I will run my hands up your calf’s all the way to your inner thighs where I will brush up lightly against your cock.  Oh baby I feel your cock perking up getting hard and ready for me.  So I will get in between your legs, unbutton and unzip your pants and pull them down along with your boxers.  Oh there he is all perked up and ready for my mouth.  I will wrap my lips around your cock, start sucking on it and playing with your sensitive full balls.  Now isn’t that better baby?  Are you starting to relax?

Here why don’t I take the rest of your suit off so I can kiss down your chest to your nipples, wrap my lips around them and flip my tongue on them.  Then I will do a strip tease for you removing my lingerie so you can see my tight little body.  Oh I bet you want to feel my tight little pussy too, don’t you?  Well it is nice and wet for you and your cock.  Oh baby I want to sit on your cock and ride you until you shoot your hot, thick load into my pussy!

So baby, cum to me for the best GFE phone sex experience you will ever have!

 Chloe 866-886-2494

 

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Ginger’s Pornstar Fantasy Cums True

Amature Pornstar Phone SexAmature Pornstar Phone Sex is so Hot. I have always loved pornstars and I have always wanted to be one. I go out of my way to make amature home videos with the guys that fuck me if they are into it. Some small town home videos are only going to get me so far well that is at least what I thought. Until I met this guy at the airport when I was on my way to see my Dad in California. He told me that I was hot and he could help me make a lot of money when I got to California since that is where he is from and its on his way home, I never thought for a moment that it would actually happen though.

The next day after getting some rest I met with him at his studio he said was a buddies. He showed me around, it was like a house in there and hundreds of cameras every where too, many bedrooms with beds in them. He said that he video records them and then he sends them out to different production companies and we get paid thousands per video. I could not believe what I was hearing. I said I want to do my first one tonight. He told me that it was a Gang Bang one and that I was welcome to join. He said basically the girls are going to do anything and everything that the guys tell them too and nothing is off limits. He explained that production companies are looking for the nastiest girls out there so the more open minded I am the better it is for me.

I went out there like a experiences Pornstar and took everything they dished out to me, every dick, every pussy and anything else that was there. No holes were barred here and cum was allowed anywhere the men wanted to put it. I was told by my the camera men and the guy that owned the company that he knew I would be noticed fast. They said that they had never filmed a girl as nasty and open as me. They knew I was going to make it big off being a little whore the way I was during that last video. I could not wait to make more while I was on vacation.

 Ginger 888-892-7594

 

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Lonely housewife phone sex!

Anything goes phone sex cockI am a lonely Phone Sex Housewife with an insatiable appetite for SEX!  My husband is out of town a lot and even when he is home with me his mind is elsewhere.  So I am on the hunt for some HOT cock and any cock will do!  I am releasing my inner slut tonight so take advantage of me, please!

I am laying here right now masturbating my pussy and it is getting dripping wet.  This Masturbation phone sex just isn’t getting it for me, I need some man meat between my legs.  So I get on the computer and go to a site where there is a casual encounters title in it, I find this HOT young man and email him a picture of me, desperate to find something to enter my aching pussy.  He emails me back and we exchange numbers so we can hook up.  We talked on the phone for a little while and there was some HOT Phone Sex talk going on already, I knew I had met my match!

He rented us a hotel room for our casual encounter sexual meeting.  I was the first one to arrive, which was great because I could change into my hot lingerie waiting for him on the bed when he cums in.  He came in and he was HOTTER than I imagined.  6’4 and around 220lbs all muscle, can’t wait for him to pick me up and pin me against the wall while he fucks the shit out of me!

He walked over to the bed, I got on my knees and met him at the edge and we embraced in a passionate kiss, his soft lips felt so good against mine.  I started undressing him and pulled his cock out for some Blowjob phone sex.  He had such a BIG cock, my pussy was just dripping wet thinking about him entering me.  I guess he had the same idea because he pulled me up and laid me down on the bed, got on top of me and slid his hard member into my super wet pussy!  This was definitely more satisfying than masturbating myself at home, I am so thankful for computers and Nasty phone sex websites!

So if you want to hear more of my HOT Inner Slut Phone Sex story,  just give me a call and let’s do some Nasty Talk!

 Alexis 1-866-817-0164

 

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Fucked The Cucumber & Fed The Salad To My Boyfriend After

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Ginger Gives Bag Boy Much More Than Your Average Tip

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I love going shopping and being able to tip the Bag Boys in a naughty way when they take my groceries out to my car for me, as I am shopping, I scope out the Bag Boys up at the registers and decide what one looks the cutest and what one I think has the best mouthful of cock for me! I shop Continue reading

From soft to hard phone sex with a sexy Easterner

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I’m a totally natural type of woman and I love all kinds of sex.  In this line of work a voice is the first thing I encounter and I have to admit I have a certain fondness for the Eastern accent.  So the Continue reading

“Taking The Used Car Salesman For A Ride”

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Last month I went and test drove a new, a Used Car Salesman Phone Sex, but let me tell you it was not the car that caught my attention it was the salesman. I have to laugh now when I think about it because he had Continue reading

Anything Goes Phone Sex Accomplice

Anything Goes Phone Sex Accomplice is what you get when you come into my kinky world of taboo fun. Today I was a nasty accomplice to a real pervert that needed some ageplay fun.  Continue reading

Blonde bimbo does it all phone sex

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So you look at my pics and decide that you want to fuck me?  Your cock aches to be sandwiched between my huge tits and your balls hang heavy with lust.  I am an adventurous type of girl and I am not ashamed of Continue reading