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My boyfriend sent me on a fool’s errand

cuckold phone sexMy boyfriend sent me on a fool’s errand.  No I was not made a fool of but I think my boyfriend might feel a bit foolish, albeit a little sexually charged.  You see he called me to check on how much longer I was going to be.  I had swung by his place to pick up his shaving kit while I was out getting us both some beer.  I guess he started to worry when I was gone way longer than expected.  He didn’t expect to be having cuckold phone sex with me, but because his roommate was home I couldn’t say no to him.

My boyfriend’s roomie is tall, dark and well hung like beats my boyfriend’s puny cock any day.  I still fuck my boyfriend, but I get really horny thinking about wrapping a dirty pussy around his little white cock.  I love to see the humiliation on his face that causes him to cum almost instantly then he has no problem going down thereafter to clean his girl up!

So what about you?  Want to send me on an errand too?

 
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Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex

Small Cock Humiliation Phone SexWe met on a dating web site and when we finally met I found out the picture you had on your profile page was way younger than what you actually are.  I don’t like men older than me so I scolded you.  I told you that because you are older, in your 60’s, you are going to be impotent.  As much as you pleaded with me telling me you can still get it up I just started doing Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex on you.  

I told you the only way you are going to get to my sweet tight pussy is if you lick the Cream Pie Phone Sex out of me!  I will cuckold you so you can see what a REAL man’s cock is!

 

 

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Big Black Cock Cuckolding Phone Sex

Big Black Cock Cuckolding Phone SexYou and I have been married for about 10 years.  Our sex life has been dull lately,not to mention, he has a small cock, so I decided we needed to spice things up.  So I thought I would try some Big Black Cock Cuckold Phone Sex!  

So my hubby and I went out to dinner, what he doesn’t know is that I have invited about 4 Big Black Cock Phone Sex guys over and they will be waiting for us when we come back from dinner, hehe!  

When we get home I blindfold him and tell him I have a surprise for him.  So I guided him to the bedroom and lead him to a chair that I had moved to the perfect spot for watching.  So I had him sit in the chair while I got all of the guys ready, so when he took his blindfold off he would see a Big Black Cock in my mouth and the rest of the guys showing off their big cocks!

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Inferior to women phone sex

Inferior to women phone sex

 

You should feel inferior towards women, if you don’t you will by the time I am done with you.  If you think that you are the superior one you are sadly mistaken women are the superior ones always.

I was with this guy one time and he just HAD to tell me the he was the superior one and I should obey him.  He told me that women were around to be barefoot and pregnant.  Well that just pissed me the fuck off!  So I SMACKED him HARD until he was knocked to the ground.  I put my stiletto covered foot on his chest and told him that he was WRONG!  As I was grinding my foot into his chest he had to look UP to ME therefore that makes me superior to YOU!

You are so weak and pathetic I seriously don’t know how you can be a man.  You aren’t a man at all you are so inadequate it is unbelievable!  And your little dicklette I don’t see how you can ever satisfy a woman!  I mean it is as big as a little clitty!  How do you even play with it?  I bet you can’t can you?  You are so inferior to women, come on you have to admit it.  Admit that you are weak and pathetic and not worthy of a woman.  OK OK you say as you put your head down, I am so weak and pathetic and will never be worthy of a woman.

My job is to make sure you, as a woman, are taken care of and pampered.  I will bow down to you and get on my knees in front of you and call you my Phone Sex Mistress! Yes I AM superior to you but I want to get back to that dicklette of yours.  I think I need to do some Small Cock Humiliation phone sex on you.  I am going to invite all of my SUPERIOR friends over to laugh at your little dicklette!

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Turning you into my little Sissy boy phone sex

my little Sissy boy phone sex

 

You called me up one night wondering why your wife just lays there like a wet rag when you are fucking her.  I go through some standard questions like when you first met and started fucking was she like that?  Yes she was and I always wondered why.  But she married you anyways, huh?  You must have had something she liked, well I do make a lot of money and she is not shy about using it.  Ok if your sex life is like that I have one more question for you.  How big or little is your dick?  Oh no I thought you might ask that question, it is only 3″ big hard and when he is soft he sinks into my skin.  Oh I see, how could you ever expect her to be satisfied with a puny little dick like yours!

I think I have a solution for you.  You need to go grab a pair of your wife’s panties and put them on.  There you go, now doesn’t that feel better?  Oh Joan it does they feel so good against my little cock.  Now go inside your wife’s closet and pick out a pretty dress for you to wear. Have you found a sexy one, sweetie?  Make sure that the dress is tight and sexy looking.  Oh you have, huh?  Well put it on sweetie and tell me how it makes you feel.  Oh that dress makes you feel sexy and pretty huh?  Well that is the way it is suppose to be in order for you to be my Phone Sex Sissy Boy!  Yes you are now My Sissy Boy.

That is your only option with the small dick you have.  I am assuming that when you were in your wife’s panties looking in the mirror it looked like you had a pussy, didn’t it?  Oh they feel good on your little dicky?  Stroke your little clitty for me, if you can, hehe.  Oh that feels good in those silky panties doesn’t it?  Oh Joan, it does I love being your Sissy Boy!  I’m stroking my little clitty in her panties and they are getting wet with my precum!  Oh Wow this feels so good I think my little clitty is going to cum! Do you have a little dick and are trying to find your way in life?  Well just call me and become my Phone Sex Sissy Boy!

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Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex

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You can come to me for Small Penis Humiliation phone sex! Honestly, it’s probably my favorite type of humiliation phone sex. Sometimes men just need a bitch slap back into reality and I’m more than happy to do just that. If you aren’t Continue reading

Peeping Tom Phone Sex

Peeping Tom phone sex is that what you’re trying to do over there. Here I am me and my book club meeting to go over this month’s book. Then lo and behold here I see you pulling on your Pepe. Continue reading

Small cock teasing phone sex

Small cock teasing phone sexDisappointing. That’s what my date this weekend was so disappointing. Not because he wasn’t hot. I don’t date guys who aren’t hot. He was totally my type. Jock. Tall. Dark hair broad shoulders. Big fucking feet. His middle finger was also very long. You know what they say right? The distance between the tip of a guy’s middle finger and his wrist is the approximate size of his dick. I did a quick visual and it seemed to be a good length.

Imagine my surprise when we got all hot and bothered in the back seat of the car. He was dry humping me and I was grinding into him. My pussy was so wet, I swear. I was so horny and he was such a good kisser. He was very gifted with that tongue, I gotta say. Anyway he went down on me and held me just outside of cumming. I was begging him to slam his cock inside me. He didn’t seem to eager to get to that part.

And when he pulled down is pants I discovered the reason! Fucking button dick! I laughed out loud and shoved my legs together. No Fuckin’ way are you putting that my pussy. I mean I am tight, but there is no way your tiny dick is going to stroke me enough to get me off. Since I am so horny at this point you still have to get me off though. You OWE me an orgasm you maggot dick having tease! I cannot wait to tell my friends what a disappointing situation you have going on in your pants. You’ll never see the light of another pussy again. I cannot believe I was tricked into small cock teasing phone sex this way. I can promise you, you better keep calling me, because with that lack of endowment you’ll never get another date!

 Kimmy 866-355-6302

 

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Bed Wetter Humiliation Phone Sex

Small Cock Humiliation Phone SexNever would I have believed that a grown man would tell me about bed wetter humiliation phone sex and how much he enjoys it. Listening to him tell me about his dribbling penis, how he sleeps so hard he can not wake is the reason he wears diapers all night long.

Short, fat, balding, and then like a little cherry on top he is queer as a purple cucumber that is looking for a bear to take him on board and humiliate him as well. For now he has to substitute and tell beautiful women he does not even know about his issues making his cheeks red and his little butt hole grieve to be used.

After laughing hysterically at him, as he told me stories about growing up in his mid west town, to this huge family of meat and potatoes farmers I took a shining to the little pissy dick guy and let him cum to my laughter. Next time I will watch him on cam, just to prove how small his little penis is and use it to show the rest of you losers….. since we are starting an unofficial small penis competition. This bed wetter is waging war against little penis’s everywhere and declaring he has the smallest.

Do you not have any pride you little dick losers? Step up to the bed wetter humiliation phone sex challenge. How little is your cock? Prove it!

Maze

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You want to do what with THAT?

Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex

 

So, I’m making out with you and it’s amazing. You’re touching me in all the right places getting my nipples hard and my pussy wet. You’re fingering me and I am just dying to fuck you or suck your dick.

And then I see what’s under your fly. All I can do is laugh.

I think you’re finger is better suited for this job. So I make you finger me until I cum and then immediately decide that I will now own your ass because of this unfortunate secret, you are a pitiful no dick.

And because of your inadequacy I will profit greatly you risk the most painful of exposures. We wouldn’t want anyone to know you have a baby dick and almonds down there would we.

And now I will not even fuck it I know you want to do it with me but your lack of manhood would not even breach the outer folds of my pussy, sorry. Call me for some small dick humiliation this week, let’s put things in their proper perspectives 🙂

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Rude Prick Domination Phone Sex

So your the man who thinks he is God’s fucking gift to women, you just need rude prick domination phone sex to humiliate you into your rightful place. We both know you only put on an act, a misfit bully with inept skills to actually fuck and control.

The control you have is just misinterpreted angst, for the life you will never really know. No matter how high up the chain you work no one wants your tiny dick, bad attitude, and ugly face tampering with their day. Some women would have nightmares for weeks just letting you climb on top of them and do your pitiful grunting.

Personally I would just tie a noose around your neck, and place your feet on the step stool before I took my biggest strap on to your ass hole. Let me show you how I treat rude bitches who do not know their place. The whole time you would be begging for forgiveness, pleading for mercy, and I offer no quarter when I pierce your taint and nipples with my nail gun.

Mercy is for the men who do not deserve MY wrath, you will be abused, misused, and undercut if you survive this little dance you little dick loser. Your disgusting face covered by mask so we can practice you breath holding skills while I let my machines fuck you. Yes, I know you are reading and your cock is growing hard because you know it is true. Welcome to the Maze, you will be humbled or broken during rude prick domination phone sex… BITCH.

Maze

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