Meredith’s phone sex advice hotline

phone sex advice hotline

 

Sometimes naughty boys need to call in and get the opinion of a hot, horny woman like me.  I’m finding out more and more that most women outside of this industry do not have the open mind necessary to receive questions without embarrassment.  Most of the time this makes it hard for the boy to open up about sexual matters.  In this way you can count on me as a surrogate mother.  Meredith’s phone sex advice hotline was open for one such caller the other day.  He’d found an older lady to play with and at his age was concerned that people would be upset or freaked out.  I assured him that he needed to carry this off with confidence and that the world would be his.  I told him that MILFs like me are open about sex–we enjoy talking about our favorite positions.  We enjoy telling you how to get us off.  This seemed to put my caller to ease as we indulged his more pressing question:  is it ok for him to pretend to be way younger because that is what his date wanted him to do.

Of course it is!  Between two consenting people the sky’s the limit.  When you let your fantasies run wild–even the ones that are taboo or forbidden–a new world of sexual pleasure opens up to you.  I had him close his eyes and imagine her hips thrusting back and forth wilding on his very young cock–I took him there.  I showed him through my phone sex advice that age play in real life is more than possible and totally explosive!

 Meredith 1-877-596-6352

 

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Kiss my reality phone sex

Kiss my reality phone sex

 

So you want a little reality?  You want my reality so you can kiss it.  Make out with it.  Consume it.  Make it part of you?  I don’t want to deny you the phone sex experience you’re craving–not in the least.  So you can call me by name.  You can touch yourself and imagine in your mind how my mouth and hands would work you over until you nearly faint with need.  God, I can only imagine how large your cock must stand as it aches for relieve–any relief–as long as I provide it.

My fantasies are my fantasies–and they don’t have to be yours too but I do love to share them.  I love to see what you’ll do with them.  Maybe, just maybe after I have you completely transfixed and hooked on my voice you won’t mind sharing that cock with me.  You won’t mind feeding my fantasies in much the same fashion that I feed yours.  You will open yourself–literally–to me.  I will have you–possess you–and make you mine.

And as you further drop under my erotic phone sex spell we will get to know each other even better.  I truly believe that I know the real you–the side that no one else will ever know.  Are you ready to dip into my pool of lust again darling?  I am waiting for you.

 Meredith 1-877-596-6352

 

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It’s a matter of lust phone sex

lust phone sex

 

 

You want to hear me trim my pussy and see how it excites me to prepare the area for a good licking or fucking? Yes, knowing that you’re a guy who crushes on my sexy ass and who needs to be involved in all of my sexual grooming activities turns me on. I love talking to you in detail about how horny my pussy gets when you tell me your cock is hard for me. You also know that with every snip of the scissors that some lucky guy (my husband or not) will have a piece of this delicious MILF pie.

Then there was the video that drove me over the edge. Where I was a little aggressive that assertiveness melted away as you know exactly how to butter me up during our mutual masturbation phone sex calls. That black cock looks so good in her mouth. Made my mouth water and my pussy weep for your attention. I spread and started to finger my naked pussy–removing all of my clothes because I had finally gotten horny enough to do so. Then I saw her riding that cock–much like I ride the cocks I fuck and I immediately wanted to cum. You had no idea when you sent me the video that I had fucked a guy in front of window just like the woman in the clip–and that was what made us cum. So fucking good.

It’s just a matter of lust phone sex with us. Lust and desire are potent and shared as we indulge each other over and over again.

 Meredith 1-877-596-6352

 

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Pussy shaving and oily body phone sex

oily body phone sex

 

I enjoy trying new things.  Generally, the men who call me love my naturally hairy pussy.  However, I have a completely hot caller who has such a crush on me that he sweet talked me into doing a pussy shaving phone sex call.

Now don’t worry my hair craving guys–I didn’t shave it all off.  I just trimmed the bush and shaved the bikini line at the direction of my caller.  I enjoyed dropping the warm water onto my clit as my caller checked in with me on how horny the sensual pleasure was making me.  I had to admit–it felt super good.  It felt even better when I took the comb over my entire muff and then pulled the hairs taut to give them a trim.  Made me more than ready to fuck my caller.

Then a couple of days later I oiled my body up for him and I bounced atop my dildo on my exercise ball.  Turning my chair around and letting my nipples rub into the texture of the chair back and then driving my pussy in rotations down onto my realistic dildo–well it’s wet.  Wetter than the pussy shaving call–but both equally intense to share on my secret phone sex caller crush.

 Meredith 1-877-596-6352

 

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Massage phone sex threesome with BBC

Massage phone sex

 

I’d been disappointed with the “pickin’s” at the swinger’s club, but apparently my husband was not.  You see, he met his ideal partner and I had no idea.  It all became clear to me when he innocently asked me to accompany him to his latest phone sex masseuse appointment.  I’d gone with him on many occasions but got more than I bargained for with this appointment.

This masseuse was tall, dark and hung–a big black cock in other words.  He and my husband quickly made it clear that this was not the first appointment they’d shared.  Seems that my husband had been stepping out because chocolate cock is a guilty pleasure of his.  I couldn’t help but get excited when I saw his fit, black lover fucking his mouth through the donut hole in the table.  This made me want to get in on that action…so I had my husband roll over.

Pulling up my skirt and peeling off my wet panties I slid my wet pussy slowly down my hubby’s pole.  The masseuse directed my attention to his saliva coated black dick and then he guided hubby’s head over the edge and started to fuck his face.  My husband was in heaven as I felt his cock swell as the black cock orally massaged him while my pussy worked his cock with a sexy, grinding massage of my own.

Needless to say–this masseuse phone sex fantasy ended in a frothy explosion.  Have your own ideas?  Give me a ring and we’ll discuss your secret turn ons–no guilt necessary!

 Meredith 1-877-596-6352

 

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You want to “Have phone sex with my friend’s hot mom”

phone sex with my friend's hot mom

 

Let it be known now that I am quite aware that you check me out whenever you’re hanging out with my son.  Those downcast “guilty of something” eyes are not lost on me.  It is when I’m bending over picking up after members in my household that you must excuse yourself to the bathroom.  Since my youngest daughter is using the shared one you have to take yourself into the bathroom right off my bedroom.  Well, that looks like a great place for you, dear.  I know you’ve always wanted to have hot Mom phone sex with me.

So within the four walls of my divorcee’s bathroom I give you the lessons on how to please a sensual woman.  These are lessons you dream of–touching me live in all the right places.  Licking.  Kissing.  Fondling.  Then finally, sweet, erotic fucking.  This is the fuck of your every young boy fantasy.  Your cock aches in your pants as I drain it over and again with my MILF phone sex pussy.  Sex will be ruined for you with those young girls who are afraid to taste, touch or play in your cum.  I can’t wait to do it again darling–remember that practice makes perfect.  You’ll need many lessons from me so be sure to ring my number again very soon!

 Meredith 1-877-596-6352

 

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Momma Told You not to Cum | edging phone sex

edging phone sex

 

I can hear it in his voice when he calls–he’s ready.  But I’m not.  I need my son to last the call to the very end and beyond if possible.  Yes, you can fuck me son, but Momma must be in control.  I can’t have you cumming too soon, you see.  My pussy needs your tender loving  phone sex care.

I’m atop you, sitting astride that beautiful cock.  It’s pointing up between my eager thighs.  Momma will jerk it with those thighs baby.  I will jerk it and tease my pussy wet with your organ.  Then, Mommy will offer you licks of her delicious pussy and ass.  Licking, sticking and stabbing my cunt and asshole until I am nearly cumming before I take your entire member into my sopping wet Mommy cunt.

We’ll fuck until Momma cums–but you don’t get to cum.  I squeeze my pussy to keep you from cumming.  Edging phone sex turns me on because I get to hear how excited and full your balls are becoming as we go deeper into the fantasy.

The relief you need–well, sometimes it’s in my ever loving birth hole, but today Momma needs a drink.  So I will deep throat that cock for you while I listen to your nuts empty their contents for phone sex with your sexy, horny Momma!  Listen to me cum for you, my dear J the next time you call.  You’ll know how wet this pussy gets for her darling, pleasing son!

 Meredith 1-877-596-6352

 

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So Hooked He Calls From the In Laws

masturbation phone sex

 

I love talking to other married or otherwise “attached” people!  It’s just fun to connect to people with no strings attached to share a little naughty.  Being like-minded also helps.  Not too long ago I talked to a very long-standing friend of mine who got so horny thinking about having phone sex with me that he actually called me from his in-law’s basement to get off with me.

The fact is (and this rings true for me) that this man cannot get from his real life circumstances what I have to offer him.  At the end of the day it is Mommy’s ass that he craves.  That day there was an hour’s worth of jogging leaking down the crack of my ass.  My feet were saturated in sweat and all I could think about was that glazed over look in his eyes upon knowing this.  This man and I go way back and I love that–I know he’s smelled my pussy because I’ve sent him my dirty panties–and he showed me how much he loved them by hanging them over his face.

It’s nice to know that someone else out there gets off as hard as I do by taking the risk to call me for masturbation phone sex from their in-law’s basement!

 Meredith 1-877-596-6352

 

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We all need romance phone sex sometimes

romance phone sex

 

Break out the candles, the sweet smelling oil and a bottle of your best wine and tell me how you’d love to see me dressed?  Do you want me to show up with your wine glass in expensive lace stockings and garters?  Black corset?  What about fire engine red panties? I’ll be wearing a smile as I hand you your glass and pour you some wine.  Then I’ll turn around and bend over so you can see my fine ass-et and touch it while you slowly sip your wine.  Let’s talk passion and eroticism–it feels good to connect and to be one with someone.  Everyone needs romantic phone sex once in awhile.

And as the passion builds we can explore each other more aggressively until nothing enters the sphere of our world except pure and raw pleasure.  We’ll play a little tongue game involving my decadent puckered backside disc and I’ll dip a finger into yours and show you how good it feels when you do it to me.  Romance is all about sharing after all.  There are 69 ways to please each other and about a billion orgasms for us to share.  I am all for giving you all I have to offer–are you willing to give me the best phone sex in you?

Give this horny nymph a call today.  I’ll be waiting for you.

 Meredith 1-877-596-6352

 

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Phone Sex Storytime

Phone Sex Story Time

 

What kind of naughty things have you been up to?  Me?  Well, I’m the queen of naughty phone sex.  I love telling stories from my past–all of those delicious moments that created the sexual mind that lies between my ears and above my cunt.  I love being asked questions about my sexual behaviors and general attitudes.  I love weaving a tale for your cock to cum to, what can I say?

When I’m asked about things that I’ve done in real life–that no one in my real life knows about I immediately go to the time where I had my first bi-sexual experience.  Like many of my callers, I grew up in a home where same sex relations were extremely taboo and shameful.  I had to keep my attraction to other women under wraps for the longest time sharing my lustful thoughts only with my hand, toys and various lesbian phone sex porn movies that I would watch and cum to.

Then I shared with my best friend at the time that I was masturbating to lesbian porn and asked if she’d like to watch a particularly hot scene with me.  That broke the ice as we kissed our way to her bed where I ate my first delicious pussy and did my first trib.  I get wet just reliving and I came for R when I told him about it on our phone sex story call.

What sort of stories do you have to tell me?  Do you want to hear more of mine?  Call me for naughty phone sex.

 Meredith 1-877-596-6352

 

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Behind the bathroom door phone sex

Behind the bathroom door phone sex

 

Nikki, you’re so naughty!  I can’t believe you called me from behind a locked bathroom door while your family was milling around in the house.  I guess that is why you’ve been coming back off and on for the last 10 years or so huh?  You know who ultimately owns that pussy ass of yours and it’s not that Good Catholic wife, is it?  No it is your phone sex Mistress Meredith!

I’ve always known the way to your heart–that is through a deep penetrating fuck up your hot ass.  God, you know that I would employ more than just strap on with you as well don’t you?  You fantasize about having my husband’s dick in your mouth and pussy and I admit that that turns me on quite a bit.  To turn you into an accountable, enslaved sex toy for the two of us really makes me want to keep you in shirts, panties and chastity cage (so you have to save it for us)

You do want to be a good, obedient little girly slut–don’t you?  How did that orgasm feel knowing your family was right outside the door?   I hope you were a good girl and ate up every last drop!  Good little submissives know where their phone sex home is–even if they stray–they always come back with their tails aching for relief!

 Meredith 1-877-596-6352

 

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