I Buy My Sex Toys At The Grocery Store

Vegetables & Fruits Phone Sex

Sex toys are fun to play with, but Vegetables & Fruits Phone Sex are even better! I love to go grocery shopping, I got straight for the vegetables and fruits. My favorites veggies are zucchini and squash, my favorite fruits are banana and mangoes. I love fucking myself with them they make me Cum so hard. Who knew that they could make you feel so good, better than most dicks do!

Who needs a sex toy to fuck themselves with when they could use those all natural foods. They will make you Cum just as hard and sometimes even harder than any dick can. They force Me to Cum better than a real dick to be truthful. Sometimes I use the zucchini in my pussy and the squash in my ass and stretch both holes out at the same time. I love it when they are stretched like that it makes me feel so damn slutty! My favorite thing ever though is to have a man or two at the house with me and them jacking off on me while I fuck myself with my fruits and veggies. That usually always makes me Cum hard as hell. Not to mention I get to be a Cum slut! Doing that makes me explode and cream hard. I started to play with these foods when my boyfriend was out of town, and I needed some dick.

Now sometimes I prefer then over his dick. He doesn’t get mad at all because he likes to fuck me with them like they are sex toys. If you are into fucking yourself or your girlfriends with other things than the average sex toys and dicks, call me I want to hear all about it. I bet that you have some wild and crazy ideas of what I can use next time I go grocery shopping!

 Tawnee 1-877-826-9387

 

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Up For Anything With No Limits Phone Sex

Up For Anything With No Limits Phone SexHey Sexy stuff, are you looking for a cute, little bubble butt like mine for some hot, nasty Young Anal Phone Sex? Call me and take me out for a wild ride! I’m young, wild, and lots of fun! I’m totally into Taboo stuff and have No Limits to my sexual appetite and imagination. I’m horny and young and up for Anything Goes Phone Sex. I had a blast the other day with Henry on the phone. He loves my tight, little legal asshole.

He likes to imagine me doing a naughty striptease for him or sitting on the potty and peeing while he stands right in front of me and jacks off onto my legs and tits and sometimes my mouth while it’s open. Other times, he wants me to do the peeing on him. I will stand over him while he is laying down in the tub and pull my pussy up so it sprays out in a stream all over him, he gets the biggest hard on from this. For the big finish, it’s all about the Dirty Phone Sex talk when he sticks his hard dick into my little brown-eye and fucks the shit outta me! We like to get nasty about it too. Henry loves real nasty talk when he fucking me, no moaning or sweet talking, he wants words like “fuck my dirty asshole” or “you can fuck my cunt harder than that can’t you”.

We do it right there in the bathroom. He loves to bend me over the toilet and have me watch in the mirror while he slowly buries his dick balls deep into my tight puckered shitter. He loves the idea that my poop-shoot is full and his dick forces his to ooze out. It’s kinky, nasty, and gets us both so very hot! Do you like hot nasty sex or have a particular backdoor fetish? Gimme a call sexy and let’s play today!

 Roni 877-450-6635

 

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