I Buy My Sex Toys At The Grocery Store

Vegetables & Fruits Phone Sex

Sex toys are fun to play with, but Vegetables & Fruits Phone Sex are even better! I love to go grocery shopping, I got straight for the vegetables and fruits. My favorites veggies are zucchini and squash, my favorite fruits are banana and mangoes. I love fucking myself with them they make me Cum so hard. Who knew that they could make you feel so good, better than most dicks do!

Who needs a sex toy to fuck themselves with when they could use those all natural foods. They will make you Cum just as hard and sometimes even harder than any dick can. They force Me to Cum better than a real dick to be truthful. Sometimes I use the zucchini in my pussy and the squash in my ass and stretch both holes out at the same time. I love it when they are stretched like that it makes me feel so damn slutty! My favorite thing ever though is to have a man or two at the house with me and them jacking off on me while I fuck myself with my fruits and veggies. That usually always makes me Cum hard as hell. Not to mention I get to be a Cum slut! Doing that makes me explode and cream hard. I started to play with these foods when my boyfriend was out of town, and I needed some dick.

Now sometimes I prefer then over his dick. He doesn’t get mad at all because he likes to fuck me with them like they are sex toys. If you are into fucking yourself or your girlfriends with other things than the average sex toys and dicks, call me I want to hear all about it. I bet that you have some wild and crazy ideas of what I can use next time I go grocery shopping!

 Tawnee 1-877-826-9387

 

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HOT MILF next door phone sex

Big Tits phone sex

 

I am new to the neighborhood and I have already got your attention.  You have seen me out in my miniskirts and short shorts and tight tops showing off my big 36DD Big Tits phone sex.  You were on a mission now, you are just 18 yrs old phone sex and you are all grown up, have been working out toning and cutting your muscles that you are confident that you could do some Seductive phone sex with your new neighbor.

You watch my comings and goings and also see when my husband leaves for work so you can catch me by surprise.  Your confidence is high so you wait for my husband to leave for work so you can come over to my house.  You ring the doorbell hoping I will be dressed all skimpy like I usually am.  When I answer the door I am wearing a miniskirt with a tight t-shirt and it is obvious that I am not wearing a bra, hehe.  Anyways, when I answer the door needless to say I am very surprised to see you.  But being the cougar that I am I am very interested to see what your hot self could want.

You ask if you could come in because you just want to introduce yourself and get to know your new Naughty neighbor phone sex woman.  I say sure, sure come on in and make yourself comfortable.  Don’t mind the boxes, I say, we are still settling in.  I could help you with your boxes and unpacking if you need a helping hand.  Well you are so muscular I might just have to take you up on that offer.

So as we are trying to get around the boxes we end up being squeezed in together and that’s when you take a chance and plant a big juicy kiss on my lips. To your surprise I kiss you back.  Wow you are a good kisser, I say and I have to admit that you are totally hot too and I love younger men.  So we started kissing again and one thing led to another and next thing you know we have ended up in my bedroom totally naked!  WOW the sex was totally hot and I came so many times!  I think I am going to enjoy my new neighbor *wink*.

If you want to hear in detail about my romantic MILF phone sex tryst then give me a call!

 Robin 888-873-4870

 

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Sensual dom phone sex

Sensual dom phone sex

Okay, many of you know me as the HARD CORE Domination phone sex woman but I do have a soft side you know.  In Sensual Domination phone sex it is all about the pleasure of both parties and not about the pain. I do like to listen to you and get to know you a bit to see what your sexual appetite is made of.  Yes you can tell me anything and I will not use it against you I will use it for both of our pleasures.

The first thing I would start doing would be to tease you with my sexy body but not let you touch me at all.  I would spread my legs and show you my pussy and touch myself in front of you.  This should heighten all of your senses *wink*.  I would be touching you though, I would rub on your hard cock and make it produce lots of precum for me.

While you are sitting in your chair watching me I will come over to you and straddle you and put my big titties in your face and tease you with them.  I would take off all of my clothes and bend over in front of you so you could see my wet pussy.  Then for your pleasure I would lay back and let you get in between my legs and lick my sweet pussy!  I know you have been wanting to do that all night long!  And I was looking forward to a good pussy licking myself.

I would want you to pull your cock out and stroke it for me, I love watching guys stroke their cocks for me!  Plus I would love to see my handy work, so to speak lol, that would be how hard your cock is for me and how it is throbbing and leaking precum.  The one thing about Sensual Domination is I will let you stroke your cock for me until you cum instead of denying your cum. So if you are in the mood for some controlled pleasure then give me a call!

 Mayhem 866-359-9273

 

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Pampering GFE Phone Sex

Pampering GFE Phone Sex

 

I know you have a high powered job that keeps you up late at night and keeps you stressed out.  You need a destresser don’t you baby?

Well call me up baby, I will make you feel so good.  I will have all of my attention on you listening to everything you have on your mind.  I will greet you at the door in sexy lingerie with your favorite drink in my hand just for you baby.  You can go relax on the couch while I sit next to you running my fingers through your hair.  I will give you sweet kisses on your lips while we talk about your day.

I will take your shoes off and give you a foot massage to make you relax even more and you can look down at me and see my titties.  Then I will run my hands up your calf’s all the way to your inner thighs where I will brush up lightly against your cock.  Oh baby I feel your cock perking up getting hard and ready for me.  So I will get in between your legs, unbutton and unzip your pants and pull them down along with your boxers.  Oh there he is all perked up and ready for my mouth.  I will wrap my lips around your cock, start sucking on it and playing with your sensitive full balls.  Now isn’t that better baby?  Are you starting to relax?

Here why don’t I take the rest of your suit off so I can kiss down your chest to your nipples, wrap my lips around them and flip my tongue on them.  Then I will do a strip tease for you removing my lingerie so you can see my tight little body.  Oh I bet you want to feel my tight little pussy too, don’t you?  Well it is nice and wet for you and your cock.  Oh baby I want to sit on your cock and ride you until you shoot your hot, thick load into my pussy!

So baby, cum to me for the best GFE phone sex experience you will ever have!

 Chloe 866-886-2494

 

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Fucking my daughters boyfriend phone sex

Fucking my daughters boyfriend phone sexI have to tell you what happened to me on Mother’s Day!  I was left home alone that day, my daughter was working and my stupid husband decided to play golf all day long.  So I was sitting around the house all alone feeling a little down when my doorbell rang.  When I answered it was my daughters boyfriend and he had brought me some flowers for Mother’s day.  He knew I would be all alone and didn’t want me to be alone on this special day.

As I was putting the flowers in a vase he asked me if there was anything he could do for me that would make my day better.  I told him I would love a massage because I have been so stressed out today.  So we go to the bedroom and he waits in the bathroom while I take my top off, but I left my shorts on, and laid on the bed on my stomach.  He came out of the bathroom and started rubbing my shoulders.  That felt so good and was just what the doctor ordered.  He wanted to get to the rest of my back but the angle he was at he couldn’t get to it the way he wanted.  So he asked me if it would be Okay if he straddled my ass and rubbed my back.  It was feeling so good so I told him that would be okay.

So he straddled and sat on my ass as he started rubbing down my back.  He said “OMG Ms. Rose, your back is so tense and stressed out, you definitely need this rub down”.  When he got done with my back he asked if it would be okay if he massaged my legs.  At this point I was feeling so good that I said yes.  So he started at my calf’s and started working his way up to my thighs.  He told me that he couldn’t get to where he needed with my shorts on and would I mind taking them off.  I said sure and took off my shorts leaving me in only my panties.  So as he was working his way up my thighs I felt him slightly run his fingers over the crotch of my panties.  I know he had to know that I was turned on because my panties were wet.

Next thing I know, he has slid a finger under my panties and into my pussy.  I know that is my daughters boyfriend but at this point I didn’t care, it felt so good to be touched. Some how my panties ended up coming off and I was up on all fours in the Doggy Style phone sex position.  He slipped his tongue across the rim of my ass working his way to my pussy and licking it.  Man that felt so good, it has been so long since someone has touched me in that way.

He took his clothes off and slid his young hard cock into my MILF phone sex pussy!  He started fucking me and my pussy was getting so wet, it felt so good!  That felt so good but what I really wanted was a good ass pounding.  So I said “FUCK MY ASS”!  I felt his cock get bigger in my pussy so I think he likes to fuck asses.  So he took his wet cock out of my pussy and slid it into my ass.  He told me he fucks my daughter this way but my ass felt so much better.  I told him to fuck me harder and OMG I came so hard then he said he was about to cum and could he cum in my ass.  Of course, I can’t resist a nice hot load of cum in my ass!

Have you ever wanted to fuck your girlfriends Mom?  You know it would be so fun so just give this HOT MOMMA a call and let’s do it!

 Rose 866-681-2382

 

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Let cougar Devon tame that young cock

Let cougar Devon tame that young cockI know you have been having wet dreams about this Cougar phone sex gal, haven’t you?  Yes you have because I have seen your bed sheets soiled with your cum stains and see you walking around with that raging hard on.  Let Cougar Devon take care of that raging hard on and tame your young cock!

I know that you can’t help it sweetie because you see me in my tight dresses or miniskirts walking around with tight shirts on too, showing off my Big Tits phone sex.  You dream of these big cushiony breasts pressing against your face while you lick my nipples.  You want to scoot up close to me to cop a feel of my wet MILFY pussy too.  Don’t worry sweetie your dreams may come true as I like my man meat young.

You see I like to tease you just to make your young prick hard so I can see that bulge in your pants and that turns me on so much.  I like to see you walking around with that hard on trying to cover it with your hands.  But don’t worry sweetie Cougar Devon is going to take care of you.

I have got to tame that raging hard on you have been walking around with for days!  We are in the kitchen and I am wearing a miniskirt and leaning up to get something out of the cabinet when I feel you scoot by me pressing your hard on up against me.  I turn around and plant a big kiss on you.  I slide my hand down your shorts and start rubbing your cock, I could feel the precum dripping off of it already.  I slide your shorts down, get on my knees and put your young prick in my mouth.  As I am giving you Blowjob phone sex, I could almost feel the tension being released from your body.  You start to relax and I feel your young cock pulsating in my mouth and lots of precum is dripping into my mouth.  I feel your prick throbbing and I know what is getting ready to happen and I am ready for it.  So go ahead baby release all of that cooped up sperm into my mouth!  Aaaaahhhhh now don’t you feel better? Got a raging hard on that needs to be tamed?  Well just call Cougar Devon and I will make sure you explode!

 Devon 877-230-9671

 

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Up For Anything With No Limits Phone Sex

Up For Anything With No Limits Phone SexHey Sexy stuff, are you looking for a cute, little bubble butt like mine for some hot, nasty Young Anal Phone Sex? Call me and take me out for a wild ride! I’m young, wild, and lots of fun! I’m totally into Taboo stuff and have No Limits to my sexual appetite and imagination. I’m horny and young and up for Anything Goes Phone Sex. I had a blast the other day with Henry on the phone. He loves my tight, little legal asshole.

He likes to imagine me doing a naughty striptease for him or sitting on the potty and peeing while he stands right in front of me and jacks off onto my legs and tits and sometimes my mouth while it’s open. Other times, he wants me to do the peeing on him. I will stand over him while he is laying down in the tub and pull my pussy up so it sprays out in a stream all over him, he gets the biggest hard on from this. For the big finish, it’s all about the Dirty Phone Sex talk when he sticks his hard dick into my little brown-eye and fucks the shit outta me! We like to get nasty about it too. Henry loves real nasty talk when he fucking me, no moaning or sweet talking, he wants words like “fuck my dirty asshole” or “you can fuck my cunt harder than that can’t you”.

We do it right there in the bathroom. He loves to bend me over the toilet and have me watch in the mirror while he slowly buries his dick balls deep into my tight puckered shitter. He loves the idea that my poop-shoot is full and his dick forces his to ooze out. It’s kinky, nasty, and gets us both so very hot! Do you like hot nasty sex or have a particular backdoor fetish? Gimme a call sexy and let’s play today!

 Roni 877-450-6635

 

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Ginger’s Pornstar Fantasy Cums True

Amature Pornstar Phone SexAmature Pornstar Phone Sex is so Hot. I have always loved pornstars and I have always wanted to be one. I go out of my way to make amature home videos with the guys that fuck me if they are into it. Some small town home videos are only going to get me so far well that is at least what I thought. Until I met this guy at the airport when I was on my way to see my Dad in California. He told me that I was hot and he could help me make a lot of money when I got to California since that is where he is from and its on his way home, I never thought for a moment that it would actually happen though.

The next day after getting some rest I met with him at his studio he said was a buddies. He showed me around, it was like a house in there and hundreds of cameras every where too, many bedrooms with beds in them. He said that he video records them and then he sends them out to different production companies and we get paid thousands per video. I could not believe what I was hearing. I said I want to do my first one tonight. He told me that it was a Gang Bang one and that I was welcome to join. He said basically the girls are going to do anything and everything that the guys tell them too and nothing is off limits. He explained that production companies are looking for the nastiest girls out there so the more open minded I am the better it is for me.

I went out there like a experiences Pornstar and took everything they dished out to me, every dick, every pussy and anything else that was there. No holes were barred here and cum was allowed anywhere the men wanted to put it. I was told by my the camera men and the guy that owned the company that he knew I would be noticed fast. They said that they had never filmed a girl as nasty and open as me. They knew I was going to make it big off being a little whore the way I was during that last video. I could not wait to make more while I was on vacation.

 Ginger 888-892-7594

 

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Dick pic phone sex for the horny woman

Dick pic phone sex
Guys get pegged for being visual, but us girls have a thing for good lookin’ men and hard, horny cocks too.  Nothing gets me more motivated to go on a hot phone fuck call than dick pic phone sex.  Seeing what a man is stroking and wishing he could put it inside of me is just the motivation I need to start visualizing the hottest and nastiest of scenarios.
 
I love the office quickie, personally.  That’s when I cum into your office dressed to the nines with no panties on.  I put my palms down on your desk, point my voluptuous ass toward your face and peel that skirt up.   No panties.  I make a finger sandwich out of my pussy and then put those scented fingers under your nose.  Suddenly, that dick is popped up just like it was when you sent me the pic.  I can back this ass up on it, take it deep in my cunt and fuck you for a few minutes until we’re both cumming out of sight (but not necessarily out of ear shot) of the rest of the office staff.  Of course, variations include the dick sucking explosion (done with my massive tits cradling your balls) or the hot facial before lunch.
 
And all this from the bravery of sending yours truly a naughty photo.  Dick pic phone sex truly makes me horny for you.  I invite any of you to send me alone a photo of that dick I’m draining.  Believe me I’ll be lookin’ at it as we fantasize.  Until then, I’ll keep this cunt creamy for ya!
 

Jana 877-678-6415

 

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Lonely housewife phone sex!

Anything goes phone sex cockI am a lonely Phone Sex Housewife with an insatiable appetite for SEX!  My husband is out of town a lot and even when he is home with me his mind is elsewhere.  So I am on the hunt for some HOT cock and any cock will do!  I am releasing my inner slut tonight so take advantage of me, please!

I am laying here right now masturbating my pussy and it is getting dripping wet.  This Masturbation phone sex just isn’t getting it for me, I need some man meat between my legs.  So I get on the computer and go to a site where there is a casual encounters title in it, I find this HOT young man and email him a picture of me, desperate to find something to enter my aching pussy.  He emails me back and we exchange numbers so we can hook up.  We talked on the phone for a little while and there was some HOT Phone Sex talk going on already, I knew I had met my match!

He rented us a hotel room for our casual encounter sexual meeting.  I was the first one to arrive, which was great because I could change into my hot lingerie waiting for him on the bed when he cums in.  He came in and he was HOTTER than I imagined.  6’4 and around 220lbs all muscle, can’t wait for him to pick me up and pin me against the wall while he fucks the shit out of me!

He walked over to the bed, I got on my knees and met him at the edge and we embraced in a passionate kiss, his soft lips felt so good against mine.  I started undressing him and pulled his cock out for some Blowjob phone sex.  He had such a BIG cock, my pussy was just dripping wet thinking about him entering me.  I guess he had the same idea because he pulled me up and laid me down on the bed, got on top of me and slid his hard member into my super wet pussy!  This was definitely more satisfying than masturbating myself at home, I am so thankful for computers and Nasty phone sex websites!

So if you want to hear more of my HOT Inner Slut Phone Sex story,  just give me a call and let’s do some Nasty Talk!

 Alexis 1-866-817-0164

 

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